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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

ANOTHER MYSTERY SOLVED!

So after 5 years of solid scientific research I finally figured out why Michael Jackson has had so much work done. It seems that there is a condition known as Ecimantaloidendephacellophy which is described as: The condition when someone who has achieved success wishes to mirror it by mutilating their body. In the case of Michael Jackson who went from
1A) this:


1B) and this:


2) Ulitmately to this:


3) Because of this success:




So by a simple math equation...picture 2=picture 3

As a bonus to you, watch these videos while you procrastinate!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0
and
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rT90keJ51bY



Sources: Picture 1A, 1B, 2, 3

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