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Blocking is for Linemen

I have the most terrible writer's blog, that is assuming of course that I am in fact a writer of course. But since the summer began I haven't been able to complete a thought in any phase of my life. I may have ADD but mostly I am just easily distracted. I had blogs planned on:

• the Soprano's finale, but now enough has been said (I thought it was a genius way of flipping the bird by the way),
• and the Red Sox season which I am obviously very happy with, who isn't?
• I've tried to blog about the recent strikes/protests which have plagued the UMass campus (not really though it's just the student's way of flipping the bird to themselves... idiots)
• and I tried several times to write about the Patriots but there really are not a lot of English words to describe whats going on with that team so I'll sum it up with one Swahili word that I came across on the Internet "ontzagwekkend" which literally means "the New England Patriots are pretty!" (and their season is another way of flipping the bird, especially Billy B)

Basically this is the year of flipping the bird.....

That all said, I need help over here. My rent is in arrears, my days are dreary, I cycle through three websites for about 18 hours a day, Espn.com, Facebook.com and E-trade.com and its just pitiful. So if nothing else, just send me some links to some amazing websites! Thank you so much, this may be a breakout blog!

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I've Got an Answer...I'm Going to Fly Away, Hey-hey-hey

Excerpt from a blog I was working on before ADD-depression took hold

On this fine day I was in the shower (insert mental image here) and I recalled an argument that I had seen on the tube the other day that enraged me. There was a man with enough audacity to defend the point that illegal immigrants have the right to be upset that there are no jobs for them here! He really had no argument whatsoever and the host (who's name escapes me) was basically, and justifiably just shaking his head. So in the shower (by now I was rinsing my hair), I came up with a solution, but first I will bring you on the journey that I went through to reach my conclusion...

While lathering I thought, 'what had we done prior to the current immigrant crisis'? And I remembered the stories of yore. Stories of immigration rushes from the Potato Famine,

One other matter of business... visit my other blog at http://alljokingaside.blogspot.com/, which is now a cartoon blog for some very strange entertainment!