What Is Wrong With..... Paris Hilton!?!?

On May 4th, 2007, Paris Hilton, who happens to be the best representation of innocence in youth in this country to the world, was (in my estimation) framed for a violation of her probation, and has until June 5th to report to a 45 day jail sentence. Obviously this is the fault of no one except her publicist.

Paris, who had been previously arrested for drunk driving and reckless driving had violated her probation by... driving! She claimed to be unaware that she was not allowed to drive, even though the court order mandating that she stay out of the driver seat was in the glove box at the time!

Her claim was that her publicist, who should be fired soon, did not explain to her that she could not drive. Clearly the 26 year old "model"- "porn star"- heiress -role model - spokesperson - socialite should not be expected to know the terms of court orders imposed upon her.

On a serious note, this is obviously a victory for everyone. It removes someone who should not be looked up to, someone who should not even be mentioned or known, from the perverted society that she perverts. Furthermore, she clearly should not be driving in the first place, and this is probably, at least for the 45 days that she is in jail, save countless lives.