Live Updates from the Seven Seas I

(Truth in this story is not guaranteed, and the names have been changed, but still represent real people)

Launch went off without a hitch, if you consider losing one of your chef's to a pending trial regarding being the number 1 subscriber to Mainland America Man Boy Love Association (MAMBLA) hitch less (luckily we still have MAMBLA's 2^nd biggest customer on board, he is our oiler but I will get to that soon). Nevertheless the journey must go on, and on it shall go!

We disembarked from Provincetown at 5:47am after a long night of partying with the men. This is a journey that will take us to the end of our lives and now, 300 Nautical Miles from port, our adventures have only just begun. I will now introduce to you the crew.

Our chef who is now awaiting trial was Midshipman Rohald McMurphy, we expect him to beat the silly case on a technicality in a few months or so and then he will rejoin the crew.

Our chief artist and back-up chef Lieutenant Commander Ryan Scranton's art will be one of our main sources of income for the voyage, also he will pen treasure maps for us while spinning pies.

Our oiler/mechanic, also MAMBLA's number 2 best customer, Ensign Johannes Randy Sorkin will be taking care of the vessels mechanical functions and tickling us pink every now and then.

Juan Banēson will be our look-out man and chief historian on board. He will collaborate with Lt. Commander Scranton on treasure maps to ensure our ultimate success.

Lieutenant Commander First Class Eric Loveschild, our liaison to the spiritual realm, chief medic, head lifeguard and head of security will ensure our safety while at sea and the betterment of our souls.

Commander Minas Singer is our on-board DJ/ Entertainment officer in charge of morale, will also Navigate the vessel at the helm.

1^st Mate, and other helmsmen positions will be rotated periodically and when it is suitable to have someone else in command by the crew.

And I, Admiral Doon Abers am Captain of this ship, I decide when we fight, when we run, and where the ship goes. Other than that most of the decisions on board will be made democratically.

With so many characters, this is sure to be a whacky exploit. Stay tuned for periodic updates that will thrill the senses!