MOTHERS DAY!

It's mother's day, I hope you all bought your mother's flowers and chocolates… I did not, so the reason I hope that you did is so that you do not undergo the same amount of stress that I am! But wait! There is something I can do for my mother… Blog about her!! I hope you appreciate this mom.

Mom, you are easily the best mother in the world, possibly the best who has ever walked that very same world. If not for you, this blog (however awful it is) would not be in existence. If not for you, my father would not be sane, my sister would not be insane and I would not be. You put up with my crying tantrums that took place before soccer, during camp, when I had night terrors, and all sorts of other situations, you should probably be given a Medal of Honor for that. You have been through a lot, helping your family (extended and close) through difficult situations and putting up with their tantrums too. You've had a heart attack, which you punched in the face and beat to a pulp. You stand for all that is right in the world and no one should ever cross you. You are the greatest mom and I love you very much.

Accomplishments (in no particular order)

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  gave birth to me


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  gave birth to my sister


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  raised me


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  raised my sister


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  beat me in many fights


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  received a pack of gum from me for your birthday once and didn't punch me in the head (like I deserved)


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  extended dad's life expectancy


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  been the glue in 2 families


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  supported me in all my endeavors


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  calmed my father's nerves when he was upset at me


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  calmed my sister's nerves when she was upset at me


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  calmed your own nerves when you were upset at me


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  and so much more
  

I LOVE YOU MOM!!